Horsham - (Whore-Sham) Noun 1. Rural city in the western part of Victoria, Australia. Prominent winner of Australia’s “tidiest town” award in 2001. Has great fireworks. Usage: “Let’s go visit Horsham and watch the fireworks!” Verb 1. To beat a player, in any type of competitive card playing game by one unit. i.e. 3-2 and K-Q. Usage “You horshammed me!”Tumblr (3.0; @horshammed)http://www.horshammed.com/<a href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2010/03/07/big-ben-is-officially-brain-dead/?ncid=webmaildl5">Roethlisberger is stupid</a>http://www.horshammed.com/post/435307277http://www.horshammed.com/post/435307277Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:43:35 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0EjuEx95u3Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0EjuEx95u3Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Amazing inmprov everywhere video!</p>http://www.horshammed.com/post/424526976http://www.horshammed.com/post/424526976Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:43:50 -0500<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/28/world/europe/28poland.html?scp=1&sq=Changing%20Face%20in%20Poland&st=cse">Skinhead Puts on Skullcap </a>http://www.horshammed.com/post/422138424http://www.horshammed.com/post/422138424Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:16:16 -0500<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="304" id="viddler"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/d1449ef5/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="flashvars" value="fake=1" /><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/d1449ef5/" width="400" height="304" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="fake=1" name="viddler"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Quote a day for Harold Pinter.</p>http://www.horshammed.com/post/420064050http://www.horshammed.com/post/420064050Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:24:54 -0500<a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=awHS.mA.ma1w&pos=15">Wall Street Takes Break for Tiger Woods Apology</a>http://www.horshammed.com/post/405007960http://www.horshammed.com/post/405007960Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:10:16 -0500<a href="http://singularityhub.com/2010/02/17/lego-robot-solves-any-rubiks-cube-in-less-than-12-seconds-video/">LEGO Robot Solves Any Rubik’s Cube In Less Than 12 Seconds </a>: <p>Courtesy of the Thunder from Down Under</p>http://www.horshammed.com/post/398754744http://www.horshammed.com/post/398754744Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:18:32 -0500<object width="400" height="358"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FLOVELESS_MARRIAGE_ARTICLE.jpg&videoid=100769&title=New%20Law%20Would%20Ban%20Marriages%20Between%20People%20Who%20Don't%20Love%20Each%20Other" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="358" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FLOVELESS_MARRIAGE_ARTICLE.jpg&videoid=100769&title=New%20Law%20Would%20Ban%20Marriages%20Between%20People%20Who%20Don't%20Love%20Each%20Other"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://www.horshammed.com/post/397263380http://www.horshammed.com/post/397263380Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:31:17 -0500<a href="http://www.observer.com/2010/real-estate/mind-your-own-minyan-perelman-could-worship-rivers-rennert%E2%80%94-prefers-his-own-private">Mind Your Own Minyan! Perelman Could Worship With Rivers, Rennert—but Prefers His Own Private Synagogue</a>http://www.horshammed.com/post/396994842http://www.horshammed.com/post/396994842Thu, 18 Feb 2010 14:20:36 -0500““I think, kind of tougher to, um, put our arms around, but allowing America’s spirit to rise again by not being afraid to kind of go back to some of our roots as a God fearing nation where we’re not afraid to say, especially in times of potential trouble in the future here, where we’re not afraid to say, you know, we don’t have all the answers as fallible men and women so it would be wise of us to start seeking some divine intervention again in this country, so that we can be safe and secure and prosperous again. To have people involved in government who aren’t afraid to go that route, not so afraid of the political correctness that you know — they have to be afraid of what the media said about them if they were to proclaim their alliance on our creator.””<br/><br/> - <em>Guess who?  Hint - She’s from Wasilla.</em>http://www.horshammed.com/post/380089419http://www.horshammed.com/post/380089419Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:35:05 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CtcVMTZkTZQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CtcVMTZkTZQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I hope this ends the criticism of Obama using a teleprompter.</p>http://www.horshammed.com/post/378184441http://www.horshammed.com/post/378184441Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:10:56 -0500<p>I just realized that the scene in The Big Lebowski where they scatter Donny’s ashes is lifted directly from Mel Brooks’ Life Stinks.  Ashame, since that is a great scene.</p>http://www.horshammed.com/post/372758208http://www.horshammed.com/post/372758208Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:07:45 -0500<object width="400" height="231"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/xxSFr2NKhBx9_Tx8VnbfPQ" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/xxSFr2NKhBx9_Tx8VnbfPQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I echo that sentiment</p> <p><a href="http://stoopdoc.tumblr.com/post/371573948/what-the-f-k">stoopdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What the F*************************K???????</p> </blockquote>http://www.horshammed.com/post/372542680http://www.horshammed.com/post/372542680Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:53:56 -0500<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8">Very Safe Product</a>: <p>Please read the comments on this product.  I read about 20 and didn’t come across a serious one yet.  Below is one of my favorites. Thanks to BIL2 for the link.</p> <p>“I’m really surprised that a lot of reviewers fail to mention some of the more practical applications of this device, like snorting massive amounts of cocaine while driving. This thing is perfect for doing some lines on the daily commute or before a night out. It’s pretty sturdy, we were driving around with Scarface mounds on this thing. Highly reccomend.”</p>http://www.horshammed.com/post/372531891http://www.horshammed.com/post/372531891Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:44:23 -0500<object width="400" height="359" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="ep"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="movie" value="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/apps/cvp/3.0/swf/cnn_416x234_embed.swf?context=embed&videoId=tech/2010/02/04/sr.baldwin.mind.control.cnn" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><embed src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/apps/cvp/3.0/swf/cnn_416x234_embed.swf?context=embed&videoId=tech/2010/02/04/sr.baldwin.mind.control.cnn" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" wmode="transparent" height="359"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Absolutely amazing! </p>http://www.horshammed.com/post/371187705http://www.horshammed.com/post/371187705Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:46:17 -0500<a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2242295/">Are kosher and halal meats safer or more environmentally friendly than regular meat? </a>http://www.horshammed.com/post/368897857http://www.horshammed.com/post/368897857Wed, 03 Feb 2010 10:49:13 -0500<p><br/><img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/estimation.png" alt="Estimation" title="They could say "the connection is probably lost," but it's more fun to do naive time-averaging to give you hope that if you wait around for 1,163 hours, it will finally finish."/></p>http://www.horshammed.com/post/365545167http://www.horshammed.com/post/365545167Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:20:16 -0500<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=001e2f6582" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=001e2f6582" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://www.horshammed.com/post/360036404http://www.horshammed.com/post/360036404Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:50:13 -0500<a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/one-panel-comic-strips-made-out-dead-flies-art">One-panel comic strips made out of dead flies</a>: <p>Dead Flies.  Thanks webtrekker</p>http://www.horshammed.com/post/360003968http://www.horshammed.com/post/360003968Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:21:25 -0500<a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2242791/">Israel's remarkable new steps to solve its organ shortage. </a>: <p>Some good ideas by the Israelis. </p>http://www.horshammed.com/post/359777779http://www.horshammed.com/post/359777779Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:57:03 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xDOBM23RBg8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xDOBM23RBg8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>NeighbWhy I moved to NY</p>http://www.horshammed.com/post/358151058http://www.horshammed.com/post/358151058Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:43:08 -0500