May 2009
40 posts
Man kills himself while explaining gun safety →
courtesy of HereIGoAgain
May 28th
JETAMERICA OFFERS SEATS FOR $9 →
South Bend here I come!
May 28th
Death at the Ballpark →
A little creepy, but also interesting. 
May 28th
Do Hispanic and Latina mean the same thing?  →
Read the second to last paragraph which exposes who the real first hispanic supreme court justice was.  I will give you three hints:  1. He was also the first something else on the court.  2. He has a law school named after him.  3. His name rhymes with Renjarin Mardozo.
May 28th
Addictive Typing Game →
675 is my best so far…i will certainly beat that, but wanted to get everyone involved
May 27th
Woman sets craps roll record in Atlantic City →
This is a bad article, because time has nothing to do with craps.  A better record would be total rolls, or points hit, or money made, or hard 8’s rolled.  The time itself is meaningless because she could have taken 20 minutes between each roll…(courtesy of HereIGoAgain) Btw, LargeCanine, were you there for this?
May 27th
Latvian Hookers Signal No Recovery for Economy →
All the Latvian hookers I know are always so pessimistic.  (Courtesy of HereIGoAgain)
May 27th
California Supreme Court upholds ban on new...
Not an unexpected outcome, albeit dissapointing. I guess these things take time.
May 26th
How to pronounce Sotomayor. →
I think it would be funny if her first name was Sarah.
May 26th
Hockey's Stanley Cup Trophy Is Rife With Typos -... →
Check out the assistant manager’s title..
May 26th
A black woman's journey to the rabbinate in North... →
What next? women voting?
May 21st
Best email I have ever gotten
“Ok, who is the wiseguy who put a tablecloth in Dad’s talis bag?”
May 21st
Conversation I just overheard on street
Homeless Man (with sign): Can you spare some change? Random woman: Sorry. Homeless Man: I hope you choke on your lunch!
May 21st
WatchWatch
A must watch!
May 21st
BERNARD MADOFF TRUSTEE IRVING PICARD RECEIVES... →
100 trillion seems high to me…link from HereIGoAgain
May 21st
4 arrested in alleged NYC synagogue bomb plot  →
May 21st
WOMAN GETS ARM STUCK AFTER DROPPING GOLD TOOTH IN... →
micahcoleman: “The truth is, this kind of thing happens all the time — usually with wedding rings or cellphones,” he said. “People have probably been getting their hands stuck in toilets as long as there have been toilets.”
May 20th
Worker cooked to death at soup factory - →
ShyandRetiring sent the link and commented: “Police are still taking stock of the situation.”
May 20th
WatchWatch
Very funny comparison..
May 20th
WatchWatch
More accurate than I would have expected.
May 20th
Do real-life aviators wear aviator sunglasses?  →
Something that I have never wondered, but was still interested in reading the answer to.
May 20th
May 20th
Bakersfield dad accused of biting out son's eye  →
This demonstrates two important tenets: 1. Honor they father (by letting him bite your eye out) and 2. An eye for an eye (not sure how, but it had to do with eyes)
May 19th
Google knows when you will quit your job →
May 19th
May 18th
Jon Gruden joins Monday Night Football team,... →
This is great news for football fans.  Not because I love Jon Gruden, I am sure he will do a fine job.  But because Tony Kornheiser was absolutely miserable as a host.  Love him on PTI, but that is where it ends.  He ruined MNF last season and this is a welcome change.
May 18th
Great Game →
This game is available as an iphone app, and I really liked it when I played it, so I found it online.  I actually think this version is much harder than the iphone one.  On the iphone after only a few tries I was able to get like 65 or something, on the computer my high score is only 44.  See if you can beat it.
May 15th
HBD RAY - 34 Years Young
May 15th
More Americans “Pro-Life” Than “Pro-Choice” for... →
This article = scary
May 15th
Soldier caught fighting Taleban in pink underpants... →
I bet this happens more often than we think…thanks to the inventor of “cool dude” (which i have never heard of) for the link
May 15th
Is My Marriage Gay? (not mine, but the author's) →
This is a really fascinating article showing the paradox of trying to legislate gender.  Interesting analysis of how Texas was actually the first state to allow gay marriage. (To find out why, read the article).  Basically, it boils down to the fact that gender can’t be defined 100% of the time and so deciding who can marry whom is totally irrational.  I very strongly suggest that everyone...
May 14th
Once you put something in the garbage, do you... →
One’s man trash is…still his sort of..
May 14th
WOOT OFF
May 14th
May 13th
May 13th
How biodegradable are biodegradable plastics?  →
Making frats more eco friendly…
May 13th
Indian dad avoids washing for 35 years →
How about when it rains?  Is he allowed to go outside then?  how about just washing his hands if they are sticky from like honey or something?  I have a lot of questions for this guy….
May 12th
Irish student hoaxes world's media with fake quote... →
Pretty clever.
May 12th
The end of an era
Dougie’s Express Closing Today Today will be the last day that Dougie’s Express will remain open. Kosher-NY has confirmed that, come Monday, Manhattanites will no longer be able to order a burger and a Diet Coke for lunch. Although they will not be handling small orders, they will still be providing take-out catering for Manhattan from Dougie’s Teaneck. This was the last...
May 11th
WatchWatch
I am back in America after waiting out H1N1 in the hills of Florence.  Here is a video I have been waiting to watch for a while, but didn;t because I hadn;t seen Benjamin Button yet.  But thanks to Alitalia and the great in flight entertainment on the way home yesterday, I could now watch this video without fear of spoilers and really enjoyed it.
May 11th