February 2009
74 posts
WatchToday I will be counting down my top ten favorite “The State” skits. Here is number 10!
Trio Swapped Kids For Bird →
Had this been the octuplets mom, I could understand getting rid of a few…but this is ridiculous.
New Yorker Caption Contest
Every week, whether funny or not, I enter the New Yorker online caption contest. I have decided to post my entries on horshammed.com. Many will not be funny (the vast majority) but I thought it could be fun for you, my readers, to give me your thoughts, or post your own! This week:
Contest #182, March 2, 2009
Your Caption:
“I just came up with a brilliant way to skip work but it...
Trivia results
The following are the answers to this weeks trivia challenge:
1. Lake Victoria 2. Mark Twain 3. 5 4. No one 5. Caspian
Bonus round:
Paul Bunyon; John Henry; Casey Jones; Johnny Appleseed; Ichibod Crane; Casey (at the bat); Davey Crockett; Rip Van Winkle; Paul Revere
Congratulations to Micah coleman for getting an 8.5 (really 7.5 without cheating) but enough to win this week. Thank you to...
DVD thief arrested after going back for remote →
Link courtesy of walletphonekeys.
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The unrecognizable Internet of 1996. - →
I can just hear the modem dialing in!
Weekly Trivia Challenge
Ok, time again for the weekly trivia challenge. Remember, post your answers in the comments, person with the most correct answers wins. It is impossible for me to police cheating, but less fun if you do. Contest closes at Midnight EST tonight.
Questions:
1. What lake does the Nile River start from?
2. Who originally said ” The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated?
3. How...
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How to shoot down a helicopter with a handgun. →
Not advocacy, just interesting based on yesterday’s news.
ND House Passes Abortion Ban →
I don;t want this blog to get too political, but this is scary stuff!
WOOT-OFF!!!! →
A day late, but no BOC yet, so get ready!
Ravens place exclusive rights franchise tag on... →
What's the greenest way to dispose of my dead... →
Something to think about.
I am on!
To those who were waiting with bated breath, i got put on the jury this morning. (Doesn’t start till 3 so i came to work in the meantime). I actually may be the foreman!
Apologies
Apologies for not posting anything for the last couple of days. We were away and today i had jury duty and will also be there all day tomorrow. I know this is not the kind of attention you have come to know and love from horshammed.com, but I promise once i am done with jury duty, I will be back and better than (or equal to) ever.
Forget the Dow—Check the Vows →
Having graced the pages of the Style section myself, this article is near and dear to me…
Dad at 13 →
Oy
BlockShopper v. Jones Day: The right of Web sites... →
On the heels of a gret announcement this morning, this article might portend some bad things for Horshammed.com!
Paraskavedekatriaphobia
Fear of Friday the 13th
A Hot Stock Tip →
Courtesy of HereIGoAgain via the land of the pharaohs (he is in egypt)
We have made it
Great news for all you loyal readers of Horshammed.com. We are now officially the first link in google for the search “horshammed.” (This is excluding google’s suggestion that you mispelled horsham and links that would have come had you typed “horsham”)
Anyway, this is a very proud day for Horshammed.com and the team here ate horshammed.com would like to thank its...
Man appears free of HIV after stem cell transplant... →
Woman Killed by Collapsing Gym while at Brother's... →
Bad Timing
Assbrellas →
My friend Josh’s brother invented this product called assbrellas, which is basically an umbrella with a picture of an ass on it. Last night I was watching the Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno, which I never do, and all of a sudden he was featuring the assbrella during a segment. Check out starting at 17:55 in the video!
Profits Per Partner Down At Skadden, S&C, and DPW →
Great news! (sarcasm)
Zoorotica →
Genius or Sick?
India to launch cow urine as soft drink →
Yummy!
PETA dresses in KKK garb outside Westminster Dog... →
i liked their “i’d rather go naked than wear fur” campaign a lot better than this…
For the International Criminal Court To Work, The... →
Right on AD
What can you open with a key to the city? →
I love that Saddam has a key to Detroit…Unfortunately for him a key to Detroit ain’t worth much right now. Also unfortunately for him he is dead and thus cant really use a key anyway.
Totem Destroyer 2 →
Sorry Slaw, this one is going to not be good for you.
Israeli Exit Polls →
These are initial exit polls from the Israeli election today. Interesting that even though Kadima will likely win, Bibi may be the next PM.
Intelligence Squared →
This is an NPR show I just stumbled on a few months ago…It is quite good. I listened to the ones on organ donation and affirmative action and I suggest both!
Is Howard Dean Getting Screwed and Why? →
Maybe he wouldn’t have been the perfect president…but I think the Dems owe him a much bigger debt of gratitude…
What makes someone a Holocaust denier? →
Taking away the bishop’s post probably doesn’t help to change his mind that Jews control everything…
Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit →
Saw this a few days ago, found it pretty amusing…Thanks for the link HereIGoAgain
Musings on Jared from Subway
For some reason I was thinking about Jared from Subway last night. It occurred to me that something may be a little fishy about his story. You would think that if you had a friend who was only eating Subway sandwiches every lunch and dinner for a long time that would probably get out and I wouldn’t think it would take the execs at Subway so long to hear of such a story. This leads me to...
What are the origins of Facebook's "25 Random... →
Check out the rant on this at HereIGoAgain.
